Actively balding design school dropout.
I'm Jay Fanelli, but you probably already knew that.
I can legitimately claim the following titles: one-third of Full Stop, union boss at United Pixelworkers,
sidekick at Union Pig & Chicken, and arm candy to the ferocious Sophia Michelle Sharp.
I was named after a brand of pistol grips. I've lost only two spelling bees in my life. I made it from 1991 to 2008 without vomiting for any reason.
I strongly believe that the Nike Air Max 95 is the greatest sneaker ever designed. I am hopelessly addicted to Coca-Cola.
You can usually find me somewhere on the Internet.
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